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Vitamin Water? 

Aug01

Posted at 11:51 am by Aubrey. Filed under Advertising, General Observations.

Vitamin Water

Sure, it’s appealing, the label is kind of pretty, and it has pretty clever marketing. Is there anything more healthy sounding than “Vitamin” and “Water?”  Probably not.   How many people do you know that have reached for this bottle instead of soda, thinking they were making a better choice?

However, looking at the label I’ve discovered it should be renamed to “Sugar Water with Some Corn Syrup.” This bottle packs about 33 grams of Sugar (that’s 7.8 teaspoons!) and 125 calories!  You might as well get the soda.

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